Like a Boss
Dois recém casados se mudam pra uma casa nova:

- Ele: As regras são as seguintes: Segundas e terças eu tomo café com os amigos, quarta vou jogar bola , quintas e sextas cinema com a turma, sábado boliche com a galera e domingo eu durmo cedo pra descansar. Se quer quer , se não quer azar.

- Ela responde:  Comigo a regra é só uma: Na minha casa tem sexo todas as noites, quem está, está. Quem não está, azar!

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